I’m from Mattel. Well, I’m not really from Mattel, I’m actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.


*organizes life at 3am*


TMI Appreciation Week: Day 4 Favorite Quote

“Because the world isn’t divided into the special and the ordinary. Everyone has the potential to be extraordinary.” City of Heavenly Fire

How have you never been on Oprah?


so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good